I'm a black Greyhound with big pointy ears and a curly tail. I think short walks are the best (I'm pretty lazy). Little dogs are mean to me. I would be mean to cats if my humans let me get close to one.
I was trained to race but did not make the cut so I got adopted. I won all the races in the back yard where I used to live. These days I live in a giant car my humans call an RV.